Funny But True: 20 Commandments Ladies Should Read

1. Thou shall not date any guy out of sympathy.
It is not worth it. It will never worth the pain.
Ladies beware!
2. Thou shall not do revenge relationship a.k.a let
me show my boyfriend I can flirt too. Ladies, that
is inflicting more injuries on yourself
3. Thou shall not depend on any man for your
daily needs. It has brought more pains than joy
to some ladies. Ladies, please!
4. Thou shall never fight over a man. Such men
usually don’t have regard for ladies. Ladies, you
can ask around if you are in doubt!
5. Thou shall not remain in a violent relationship.
You are supposed to be his sweetheart not a
punching bag. If he’s looking for whom to punch,
refer him to Mike Tyson. Ladies, abi?
6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he wants IT
that desperately, he should put a ring on it. Funny
enough, men can wait if they see your worth it.
True!
7. Be bold when men toast you. Stop cutting
flowers or drawing circles with your leg. Enjoy the
‘toasting’. Don’t forget to pay attention to the
pick up lines. Some pick up lines can crack your
ribs.
8. If you are not sure of your man especially if the
relationship is still new, never take your girlfriend
to his house or give her his number or BB pin.
Odikwa very risky!
9. As soon as you can, let your man show his
face to your people. Your sister or brother or
mother. This is very key.
10. Material possessions are good but never let
them be the number one factor in choosing a
man.
11. Do not forget the golden rule. Always sit like a
woman. Some men act like babies when a woman
is not properly seated. You know what I mean!
12. Never think you can trap a man with good
sex. Fou fou fou… foul! It is an aberration.
13. Be good to men but be firm. Yes firm but
don’t scare them away.
14. Men are not in short supply. Don’t let them
deceive you. Don’t believe anything in the
contrary. Don’t be stampeded into a relationship.
15. If your purpose for financing a man is to keep
him, that could be a big mistake. Finance for the
right reasons.
16. Men are not the same. Don’t listen to “men
are the same !” It’s a lie! How many men
have you met out of about six billion people on
earth?
17. Adventures can be sweet. However, never
embark on a long trip to meet a man without
informing someone. Never!
18. Guys have a way of saying “don’t let anybody
know about us yet.” If the relationship is up to
three months and counting, somebody should
know about it. Better things, they don't hide it
19. They say good girls love bad boys. And as a
good girl, you are looking for a bad boy to love?
OYO for you! Let bad girls love bad boys and
good girls love good boys. Nobody should use
your head to catch a bullet.
20. Enjoy being single. It does not last forever